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8.
People who have huge dicks and want to stick it in the cutest K9s. Can also be referred to as an object you shove in your rectum for pleasure during sexual intercourse.
Did you hear about the new kid?
No.
I hear he's a real Hale.

Hey babe I'm really hot, I hope you have your Hale ready.
by HaleLover December 13, 2010
 
1.
the fucking shit.
You're a beast, you're such a hales.
by stupid mickey January 27, 2009
 
2.
A nickname given to girls named: Haley, Hailee, Hayley, Haylee, Hailey, Hayliegh, etc. Usually used by her bestfriends or her boyfriend. A very cute name that she wishes everyone would call her.
Oh hales, I love you. :
by Jordynn_hannah October 18, 2009
 
3.
Hawaiian word for 'house' or 'home'. Pronounced HA-LAY.
Ho, I like go your hale afta sku, braddah?
by Braddah Kine June 08, 2009
 
4.
is a insanely intelligent guy but nit necessarily that book smart. He can think of crazy ways to explain other Dimensions
is under 5 seconds (and good ones to). He loves to think about crazy shit and doesn't care if he has lots of money in the future. All he cares about is having fun and learning as much as he can about the world. He is also a huge huge huge Beatles and John Lennon solo fan.
Hale likes to stare at the night sky in Mexico at about 12 at night and listen to Beatles music.
by Hale Rothery January 30, 2008
 
5.
someone Extremely good looking, can get any girl/guy they wanted as a friend, girlfriend/boyfriend etc., intelligent, particularly very fit or good at sports and can charm anyone with their personality. someone who is also very strong physically and emotionally as well as being really funny when wanting to be.
" Look at that kid over there, I hear he's a real hale."
"I've got a friend who is very lucky as she is a hale."
by dr. right October 27, 2013
 
6.
A verb commonly used to refer to vomiting or "throwing up". A term widely used in the suburban cities surrounding the Metro Detroit area, origins are unknown, but no doubt hilarious and well humored.
"Dude, I was at a Kettering kegger last night, had a little to much "panty dropper", and hales-ed all over some poor mofos "free kwame" shirt!"

"I missed that Snab test because I was home hales-ing my brains out!!"
by Snabsnaughtyboy1968 October 20, 2013
 
7.
a "l33t h4x0r" who has discovered over 6000 vulnerabilities in windoze but doesn't tell anyone about them.
"dammit hale, stop rooting my boxes" - Bill Gates
by not hale, honest... August 26, 2003