Halaliate 

To authorize a matter in Islam; to endorse something so it can be no longer haram.

The major chieftain of the radical Islamic group in Egypt halaliated eating pork.

Halaliate by ChapoFTW January 17, 2018

halal meat 

Halal is an arabic word means Divinely allowed, halal meat is the meat of an animal or a bird that was slaughtered according to Islamic teachings. Islamic slaughter involves many things to ensure humane treatment of the animal. First, feeding the animal and giving it water & shade during the days of preparation, out of mercy, so that it does not hunger or thirst. Then, separating it from all the other animals during the slaughter, so that they don't see each other. Then directing it to face the Kaaba in Macca, hiding the knife all the time from it, while saying "In the name of Allah, Allah is the greatest" and slaughtering it rapidly with a very sharp knife. The cut must sever the Carotid arteries, the Jugular veins, and also the oesophagus and the trachea, and stop only at the vertebral column in a single, rapid & very deep act. This method ensures many things, first, that the animals do not see any act of slaughter to other animals, and the animal to be slaughtered itself is not aware it is being prepared for slaughter, so it is not frightened and stays calm. Once the knife touches and cuts the carotids, it loses consciousness, and that's why the knife has to be sharp, to reach and cut the carotids rapidly. The spinal cord is not cut, so it keeps discharging automatic impulses to the body muscles to contract even after the animal loses all awareness, this pumps all the animal's blood outside its body through the great vessels, which is hygienic as it leaves the meat bloodless.

The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.

So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.

Is this halal meat ?
Yes, can't you see it has no blood ?! I bought it from a halal food store.

halal meat by Sameh Haggag December 28, 2008

halal meat 

Meat that comes from inhumanely killed animals in accordance with Islam. The process involves a single cut to the animals throat and as result the animal is left to bleed to death. Hygenic methods for preparing and keeping raw meat seem to be abandoned in most cases as the animal is blessed prior to slaughter and therefore appears to make it immune to any contamination. The Farm Animal Welfare Council (FAWC), which advises the government on how to avoid cruelty to livestock, called for Halal meat to be banned in 2003 because the way it is produced causes severe suffering to animals. This plea to bring an end to a cruel and archaic custom caused the Muslim community to argue that is wasn't about the meat but another excuse to attack their way of life and that Halal slaughter is a long established practice. Although hanging was a long established practice in Britain at one time it was banned because we all wish to move away from medieval barbarity and into the 21st century.

Halal meat comes from the inhumane slaughter of animals.

Muslim: 'This is just an another excuse to attack our way of life. This is a long established custom.'

'Oh right. Let's bring back hanging and beheading then, they were long established customs too.'

halal meat by jack.t.ripper December 15, 2008

Halal Meat 

(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.

Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|

Halal Meat by Kn-og November 26, 2009

Halalmeat5000 

WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT!?!?

Okay fine, Halalmeat5000
done
"Thanks for your feedback!"
You're not welcome

Halalmeat5000 by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 17, 2023

Hatameat

A man who was once a playboy who preferred a herum of women to a monogamous relationship, who grew up, fell in love, and ended up being the greatest boyfriend ever. Notoriously known for being great in bed and saying "awesome" a lot

That Hatameat is my kind of guy. I want him to be only mine!

Hatameat by LaurLaur86 September 22, 2010

halalbeast 

A fat muslim, usually from bangaladesh, who loves to play CoD. He is good at school because he is terrified of his dad. He has a very small penis as he likes to masterbate at least twice a day, normally over his playstation.

Aw that guy is such a halalbeast.

I've just sat at home on my ps3 all day, I feel like such a halalbeast.

'My dad won't let me go out' 'dude you're such a halalbeast'

halalbeast by s-31- August 11, 2012