Death (because "halal" means just that in Hungarian)
Recently some members of the now-defunct heavy metal band Tragic Johnson have formed a new band named Halal. Why Halal? Because Halal means "death" in Hungarian.
permissible, allowed according to Islamic Law, which is based on Holy Qur'an and Hadith (traditions of Prophet Muhammad). The opposite is Haram, or prohibited. May refer to food or actions.
1. Some Muslims eat Kosher
food when a Halal option is not available.
2. There is disagreement among Muslim scholars as to whether music is halal or haram
An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".
Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."
Steve- "Oh, you know."
1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
Do you have Halal food in this restaurant?
Used in place of allow
, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.
1. "Homework? Halal."
2. "Want some bacon?"
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".
The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude
, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji
stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon
was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."
Refers to the act of or the result of masturbation in males also known as jizz or spunk.
Furthermore it can be used as an expression of excitement about a joyous event accompanied by a facial demonstration of satisfaction.
1. "There is halal all over the bed sheets."
2. "Halal! That's amazing."
a far more amusing and original way of saying
. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.
Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............