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An intelligent and talented comedian/actor/musician/all around cool guy who is best known as one of the hosts of Talk Soup, as Zoltan in "Dude, Where's My Car?", and as Michael Novotny on the US version of Queer as Folk. He practices many forms of martial arts, speaks Mandarin Chinese, and has been a comentator on many VH1 shows.

Many people also find him sexy.
Hal Sparks is such an awesome person. And have you seen his tongue?!
by TheMize August 08, 2006

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