Hakonians 

A race of people who are all coincidentally named hakon.

i sure do wish the hakonians join the EU this year round, they would do so much good.

Hakonians by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009

Heatsomnia 

The inability to sleep due to excessive heat.

At 1:00 am it was still 90 degrees outside. I knew the heatsomnia was not gonna let me get any sleep tonight.

Heatsomnia by Krusch 71 July 21, 2013

hansonian 

1. Having a hammer and seeing everything as nails.
2. A very smart person, ironically prone to intellectual bias.

Not all economists are hansonian, some acknowledge the limits of their method.

He learned about Bayes's theorem and turned into a total hansonian ass-hole.

hansonian by JeyBe November 19, 2009

hacksomnia 

1. (noun) A condition or habit of not being able to sleep or complete daily tasks due to urges to sit on the computer for several hours at a time learning how to hack games, computers, networks, mp3 players, etc.

1. Person: Wow Alex, you've been sitting at the computer for hours.

Alex: I know, I have hacksomnia.

hacksomnia by hackersman54545454 October 19, 2009