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1. German slang for a metro-sexual, or describing someone with keen sense of style or fashion.

2. East coast slang for sexual intercourse with either fat chicks or unattractive women.
That "haken" always wears belts that match his shoes and designer jeans he must read GQ Magazine.
by Semper Try October 29, 2009

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