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"hajs" it's a slang word for money in Polish language.
- Gdzie jest mój hajs? (Where is my money?)
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Racial Slang for Arabs.

-Derives from Hajjie on Johnie Quest (show on cartoon network)
Look, that haj is having oral sex with a camel and wiping up the semen with his turban!
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Of Arab descent, and from New Jersey. Typically used by people from New York.
"Hey, the guy is a Haj from Jersey, what do you expect?"
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when something is beyond awesome, (usually with great tits)
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1. The holy journey to Mecca. It is an act of worship (pilgrimage). It usually gives a great spiritual boost to the pilgrim.

2. A title given to the person who has performed the act of haj. Usually indicates wisdom and serenity.

3. A title sometime given to an elderly Muslim who seems as wise and serene as a haj. This use of the word is controversial however.
First Person: Ahmad is back from haj!
Second Person: Great let's go and congratulate him.

I met Haj Hasan yesterday! He is so wise and respectable.

Haj Ali is a nice person but he didn't have a chance to perform haj yet. He is so eager to see Mecca.
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HAJ - Half A Job

Used to indicate an event where someone has clearly got fucked off mid-way through a task and got someone else to finish it for them (or even just passed it off as complete when it blatently isn't)
For fuck's sake Diddly, do I have to finish off everything you do. that's such a fucking HAJ!

I wouldn't be surprised if you don't give me a shout mid-way though an angry one and get me to finish it off for you.
by Diddly October 20, 2004
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another word for "spunk" or "gentlemen's juice"
david blaine hajed all over his glass box, as he was bored and had nothing else to do.
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