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hairy nuts isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. hairy onions
A large hairy ball sack.
Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.
2. grug nuts
a man with unusually hairy balls
girl; i was with freddy the other night, and i found out he had grug nuts. i ran away as fast as i could.
3. nuts on your forehead
when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.
"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)
4. deez nuts
1)my big fat hairy balls
Person 1: I saw yo mom eatin 'em yesterday.
Person 2: Eatin what?
Person 1: Eatin on Deez Nuts, bitch.
5. deez nuts
1. The large, sweaty, hairy dangling spheres of man-hood containing future illegitimate seeds that swing violently in the wind when slapped.

2. The big round sexual organs or male ovaries that extract the skeet skeet from the erect male dick, penis or cock.

3. The first male sex organs to receive nasty pressed, or permed jeri-curled hair at the puberty level of life.

4. The first set of balls that you can enjoy and play with anywhere.
For example, at the dinner table with the family, during your SAT exams to calm your nerves, or have others play with them too and have just as much fun. For example, the doctor as he give you a check-up, your mother when she gave you baths at younger age, your molesting uncle Bob when he babysits, or your priest, and last but not least Micheal Jackson. (Thats being a good host)
Deez Nuts
Person A: Did you happen to meet those 2 big motha-fuckas I told you about?
Person B: What 2 big motha-fuckas?
Person A: Deeeeeeeeeezzz Nuuuuuuuts...... Biatch!!!
6. dangly nuts
a term used to describe a canine with large , human-like, low hanging testicles. Often accompanied by hairy patches.
dat nigga roscoe got some dangly nuts!
7. sac rack
sac rack, a rack that holds big hairy nuts
bob has a potato shaped sac, it's very hairy and greasy!!!! fucking nasty bob you and your sac rack!
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