| 1. | hairy pussy | ||
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Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos... My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy
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| 2. | queefy teeth | ||
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When someone has been "muff diving" Oh my clapton! you've been a bad boy, you've got queefy teeth!
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| 3. | Teeth Waxing | ||
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When your going down on someone with a bushul of pubic hair, and when your done... They gotta strip of hair missing and its in your teeth. Ricky went down on Vada's Hairy Scabby Beva and performed a good ol' fashion teeth waxing, so she could wear her new bikini.
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| 4. | aeriel | ||
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usually filipino, with huge teeth! shes generally a skank who talks about people behind there back. SHE LAUGHS WITH AN ANNOYINGLY UGLY GIRL NAMED R****! they both have the most annoying laugh in the world faggots. Aeriels usually date hairy persian guys who has pictures of himself on myspace saying "Unbreakable" Aeriel: I CANT GET MY TEETH FIXED THERE JUST NATURALLY HIDEOUS AND STICK OUT 12 FEET FROM MY FACE!
R****:AHAHAHAHAHA IM SO UGLY AND WHITE! HAIRY BOYFRIEND: LETS TAKE MIRROR PICS TOGETHER!! aha baby i love you <3 |
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| 5. | Dirty Hairy | ||
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When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning
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| 6. | Hang Mouth | ||
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The specific taste left in ones mouth after a large night out drinking, smoking and general partying. The general characteristics are hairy feeling teeth and a bad, lingering taste of cigarettes and alcohol that refuses to go away no matter what you try. Other terms include cotton-mouth and hairy teeth Person 1: #%$@ man! I got such bad Hang Mouth!
Person 2: Nasty! Why, you have a big night last night? |
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| 7. | Black Hairy Tongue | ||
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1. A benign (but disgusting) bacterial growth in the mouth that causes the tongue to become black and fuzzy. May spread to the teeth. 2. The grossest thing ever. 3. The side effect listed on the back of Pepto-Bismol packaging as "a harmless darkening of the tongue." 4. The #1 reason to never take Pepto-Bismol. You: I woke up this morning with Black Hairy Tongue.
Friend: Ew. You shouldn't have taken pepto before bed! |
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