A drink created in upstate New York, inspired by the taste of a hairy Mexican. 1 part tequila, one part whiskey--the cheaper the booze the hairier the Mexican.
I tried chasing it with a beer, but i couldn't get the taste of that Hairy Mexican out of my mouth. Mike tried one and puked in the sink.
by spinski August 25, 2010
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A shot with 1/2 oz. of tequila, generally Jose Cuervo, and 1/2 oz. of whiskey, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. If you have some wambos, patron and black label can be substituted.

The hairy mexican was invented at the University of Rochester in Chambers, and has become a popular tradition throughout the past few years.

Warning: this drink is highly potent and is not to be taken lightly and will fuck you up.
The hairy mexican consists in utilizing half tequila and half whiskey on a shot.
by Chamber230 September 18, 2009
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A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
by littlebabypants August 13, 2010
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