|1.||the hairy bird|
1) Like Wow, This is bad.
2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".
3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)
Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!
This really eats the hairy bird.
a person who is attracted to hairy gay men called Bears.
John: I love big, hairy, gay men.
Jane: That makes you a Bear Trapper.
|3.||mississippi mouse trap|
a girl's hairy pussy
Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.
'Mary Jane' or 'Mary':
A womans vagina. A small group of women i know dont like any of the words used for this part of the female anatomy and have therefore taken it upon themselves to create a new word to represent it. One that would represent the sanctity and femininity of the female 'piece'. Mary Jane was born.
Bloody Mary - To be 'on the blob
Hail Mary - To have an orgasm
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow - Generally code sung by women to let a friend know they have bush showing out the side of their bikini!
'She's got a hairy Mary'
'I was on a horse and all the bobbing up and down bruised my Mary Jane'
'He buried his face in my Mary Jane till i screamed Hail Mary!'
'Not tonight love - Unless you want a Bloody Mary'
|5.||Caressing the Cashmere|
Rubbing a hairy vagina. Can be euphemism for female masturbation.
Jeff didn't take care of Jane tonight, so she is off caressing the cashmere.
When a woman has copius amounts of Pubes that travel from front, down past the vag, then back up past the ass giving the illusion that they are wearing a hairy diaper. Mostly promenant with Russian woman, hence the name.
John: "Dude, I wouldn't go down on Jane"
Mark: "Why man, she's smokin hot"
John: " Check out that treasure trail, she's definatly got a russian diaper"
Mark: "Good Call"
In anatomy, the term areola, plural areolae, (diminutive of Latin area, "open place") is used to describe any circular area such as the colored skin surrounding the nipple. While it is most commonly used to describe the pigmented area around the human nipple (areola mammae), it can also be used to describe other small circular areas such as the inflamed region surrounding a pimple.
If this area is hairy, it is referred to as the hareola.
Jane has hareolae, she needs to shave.