Top Definition
A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.
by Bartex L.I. July 31, 2013

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