excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter
I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut
1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.
2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.
"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."