hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.
by rottenriot December 29, 2003
A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.
by gjordanov August 21, 2012
The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005
by whitbot January 06, 2005