A girl who skeezes around with 40k millionaire douchebags and never left her hometown. Nearly all of these girls cut hair or work at tanning salons.
Those chicks are hot, but look at them with those spiky haired 40k millis. They are totally haircutters. Let's go find some chicks that aren't so terrible to talk to.
"My hair is too long, I have to go to the haircutter soon!"