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The act of gaining some sort of element of surprise, and then unexpectly messing up a person's hair with one's hands.
Joe: I hair raped James the other day!
Dan: Dude, I hope you didnt get gel on your hands!
by Jamesy1234 October 12, 2007
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When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.
Dude, Jim just got hair raped!
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When someone play with or touches your hair without your consent.
Me: Mom! Stop playing with my hair!!!! You just hair raped me!
by RapperChick January 16, 2013
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pleasuring someone with the ends or tips of ones hair on their neck and/or jaw line.
Me: Rape me Nick!!!
Nick: fiiinneee...
*hair rapes*
by elloLA December 23, 2009
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Forcibly cutting someone's hair without their consent.
"I'm gonna hair rape you!"
"Do it and I will kill you.. I will literally kill you."
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