The last of great music, ever. It's actually hair metal. The hardest rock around. The best bands in the world. These bands actually had talent and the tunes kick so much ass. After hair bands, there was a shitty trend called "grunge" which totally blows, along with all other music.
The best music is hair bands!
by Spartans! November 08, 2004
Heavy metal bands in the late 1980s in which all the members have hair that's long and frizzy
Quiet Riot and Thin Lizzy are hair metal bands.
by Fry July 14, 2004
A notoriously crappy type of 80's rock band, with several notable exceptions. Distinguishing characteristics are big hairdoes (hence the name), constantly changing drummers, and a band name that is either nonsensical or based on a location.
You know the ones I'm talking about.
by Hablacraja July 13, 2004
Term coined from Rock bands from the 70s who would use a lot of synthesizors and such in their music, and do strange things with their hair, such as cut shapes such as starts and hearts in it.
No examples necessary...
by Spiffy Hamster July 13, 2004