Maude: anywhere but in my hair.
2. A Play turned movie. The movie came out in the late '70s (79, I believe). It is mainly about a group of Hippies who meet a guy going to war in a couple of days. They see this girl on a horse and the soldier (Claude Bukowski) falls in love with her. It's a Musical taking place in New York and eventually Nevada. The songs are great (Aquarius, Sodomy, Hair, etc.), the characters are awesome (Bereger, Woof, Claude, etc.) and the dancing is cool(put together by Twyla Tharp). This is a great movie (I'm aware that's an opinion) and you should see it sometime.
2: "Did you see the movie Hair?"
"Why would I watch something about hair?"
"Dude, you're missing the whole point of the movie. Go watch it!!"
Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.
Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.
Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.
Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.