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8.
Meat rose 'n' hairs. A hirsute pudendum.
"......no, it's Hair Pie" -Captain Beefheart
by FleshTrust November 20, 2010
 
9.
a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ
Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie
by Richard Black March 10, 2005
 
11.
Common slang used by many, referring to the female organ, the Vagina, or as I like the call it, the Pussy. Also it is usually hairy.
"Oh my god I got like, three hair pies last night dude!"
by John Stucko March 31, 2003
 
12.
1. thick pubes... guy or girl
"I burried my face in her hair pie"
by JTHowell February 12, 2009
 
13.
Over abundance of locks/threads/hair on the head.
Wow, you have a serious Hair Pie going on under that baseball cap.
by Straight A's June 11, 2007
 
14.
A diminutive cartoonish fellow with wirey dark hair, whose moustache and mono-brow are interchangeable. He also answers to the name of "Fritz"
Hey Reese, did you see Hair Pie last night? He was so shitfaced that he was eating the urinal cakes again!
by Minta Moisty April 08, 2005