| 1. | heavy metal kid | ||
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heavy metal kid listens to heavy metal goth noise and also likes that gay ass hair metal shit,lol
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| 2. | Iron Maiden | ||
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A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
, First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers. , Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something. Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
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| 3. | nirvana | ||
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A skilless band headed by Kurt Cobain. Nirvana is the definition of "overrated".
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Impossible since the definition of overrated is Gn'R and their shitty guitarist. Kurt sucked at guitar, and his vocals, although easy to like, were crap. Slash sucked at guitar.Kurt was better than Slash at guitar.He also sang and wrote lyrics and Nirvana SOUNDED GOOD unlike that god awful fucking faggot HAIR BAND Gn'R which is a band for faggots.And if Kurt's vocals were easy to like then why not fucking like them then? Gosh you're fickle. The worse part is that there are teenyboppers that think Nirvana is so undergroud and cool, and advirtise that they love nirvana/kurt cobain everywhere they go.Marc: Omg nirvana is so kvlt. Why does it matter w... |
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| 4. | B-52's | ||
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That other defintion minces words too much.They aren't funk either you faggot.B-52's simply suck and are the typical kind of shit that was found on mtv all throughout the horrid 80's.They are new waver queers.Like all new waver queers they suck butt.This is why mtv has always sucked and will always suck.Well also because mtv also played that gay faggy ass hair metal crap which was made by a bunch of androgynous L.A. queens who were influenced by bullshit like Iron Maiden.These same fags would probably today be a bunch of scene emos. B-52's suck the ass , literally.
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| 5. | Grunge | ||
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1. a genre of music originating in seattle that lasted from the late 80's to the mid 90's.
2. something almost nobody else on urbandictionary.com can correctly define. Grunge: the big 4 ( the ones every grunge fan knows) Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam
Lesser knowns: Green River, Screaming Trees, Mudhoney, Tad. bands that sound like grunge, but can't be since they aren't from seattle: smashing pumpkins, hole, sonic youth, candlebox bands that are confused with grunge, but are actually post grunge: silverchair, everclear, foo fighters, stone temple pilots. bands confused with grunge for reasons i cannot possibly understand: tool, nickelback, Neil Young, hinder. |
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| 6. | metalhead | ||
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a hardcore fan of heavy metal. we’re willing to defend our music till death we tend to be very political but dont always have to be.metalheads can be very deep thinkers or could be really stupid we aren’t always drunk or high all of the time.often associated with goths and emos THIS IS WRONG we’re not always depressed/hate life.we do believe that there is a darker side to life but we know evil lurks everywhere and try to uncover it we know life aint always going to be a fairy tale We’re very independent n believe in self freedom and you can do want you want.we dont really care about money because we know there is more to life than money and spending the rest of your life working your ass off for nothing.we’re very opposed to trends mainstream sellouts pop conformity close minded and sometimes society. There is no standard for dress but the basic is a denim vest with patches of our favorite bands and or a black leather jacket fav. band shirts underneath with usually denim tight jeans with either high top sneakers or boots and has long or short hair.you can add or take away what you want from style.what makes you a MH is your love for metal you have not the clothes. we tend to read through people to see what they are about alot. we are about realizing that there are problems in our life that typiclly have to do with politics and society and getting rid of them we’re very loyal to our favorite bands and we’ll never stop listening to those bands that’s why metal lives. more...
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| 7. | cliff burton | ||
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-The major rajor on the four string motherfucker!
-First in Metal to put out a kick ass bass solo. -Metallica sucks without him. That's a fact. -Didn't give a shit about what people said about his style. Rest in peace cliff! "Cliff Burton is my idol on the four string motherfucker."
"Cliff was an awesome bassist. Listen to Orion." If Cliff didn't die, Metallica wouldn't have wore make-up in the load and reload album cover. They wouldn't have cut their hair. They wouldn't have sold out. And they wouldn't sound so damn awful today. |
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