When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.
Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.
A hair style similar to a jew fro but of the same hair length hidden beneath a ski hat of some kind to completely flatten hair. Curls can be seen on ends of hair.
Ethan- "yo man did you see that guys Jayfro?"
Josh- "nahh man wish i could have seen it though."
Ethan- "man you missed an awesome hair do."
Josh- "too many Jewfros out there, this is refreshing."
Hair which is usually shoulder length and natural colored with little to no style, making it easy to do in the morning for the gal on the go...very low maintainance.
Nina: "Man, you'd think that girl could wear something other than those black dress pants and out of style Steve Madden shoes"
Maggie: "Not to mention her 9-5 hair."
Nina : "Corperate America sure is a bitch."
Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.
I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair
The "halo-like" appearance of random, broken and wiry gray hairs sticking out a few inches from the scalp, regardless of surrounding hair length. Commonly observed in adults approaching middle age.
Even though she uses hair gel, her graylo is out of control.
A feeling of envy regarding someone else's hair. Can be an envy of the color or length or of the ability, for example, to easily go from curly to straight.
You cut your hair, OMG you are so giving me hair envy right now!
Ugh, does she have her own stylist? She always gives me hair envy!
Can't talk right now, working on my hair envy.
The specific length of a persons beard (or hair) which makes them reluctant to cut it off as they have never experienced such a length. Or, because they feel that their beard has become important to them, like it's their child.
Note: Often occurs in teenagers and young adults who are notoriously shit at growing beards and tend to cling desperately to any facial hair they can muster.
Ben: Man, your beard is disgusting!
Pete: Yeah I know, but it's reached reluctance length so I can't cut it off yet.