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a homosexual who works at a salon.
"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."
by Paul October 09, 2003
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Often male, A Hair Burner is someone who has sexual intercourse in a very fast motion
At the party last night, Jacob was such a Hair Burner.
by Cruntsack November 30, 2013
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A negative term for a really bad hairdresser.
I told LaFonda all those damn hairburners at that big-name cosmetology school would ruin her weave!
by joey jack 3 September 02, 2010
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A dick so slick it catches pubic hair on fire.
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