A typically cheap, promiscuous, unintelligent and tarty girl who is obsessed with fake tan, tacky clothing, and shagging blokes indiscriminantly.
She is usually lathered in copious amounts of orange-tinted fake tan, sometimes streaky and patchy, a short miniskirt or dress that barely covers her butt, ridiculously uncomfortable stilleto heels, cleavage fully exposed, very often over-processed and peroxided hair, and nearly always fake nails and accessory-overload. When she and her mates go out, there is seemingly only one purpose for it: snagging blokes and shagging them.
Whilst her clothes and attitude display simplistic, loud and vulgar hooker, her attitude tends to be arrogant, bitchy, expletive-ridden and prone to starting verbal and physical fights with other women. She is obsessed with her own looks, vain and very competitive.
You can spot her a mile away, usually in a small or larger group of other Essex women, eyeing off the men in bars, and tend to target potentially rich men who they can 'bag' and getting shouted free drinks by. She often pauses behind the bar next to a man before ordering and desperately tries to flirt with him in hope he will buy her a drink so that she doesn't have to open her purse.
Jock: mate, what did you get up to last night?
Dai: took home an Essex Girl, brov. not even one drink and she was mine. shagged me silly. gave me blowies in the car home. Starting to get a bit worried though...I've developed an itch down there...
Those who walk on cork (Birkenstock). Often seen on tree hugging, organic granola eating, Nalgene slinging, flannel shirt wearing white males who don't wash their hair. May carry hacky sack and bandanna in glove box. Has playlist of DMB and Dispatch. Hemp necklaces and/or colorful friendship bracelets- accessory staples. Will invest in North Face raincoat. Has a friendly demeanor, especially if you're one of their own... the Cork Walkers.
- You have organic granola in your back pack? Haha, you cork walker!
- Are you wearing Birkenstocks? Cork Walker!
When someone wears pajama-pants at any location other than their home, especially when that place isn't Walmart, and shows no realization of how inappropriately under-dressed they are.
While bedhead is not required for one to be shaheening, unkempt hair is a common accessory for the shaneening individual; as is an overall lack of shame.
Fella #1: Dude, he looks like he literally just got out of bed, pissed, shook once tops, and came to class.
Fella #2:Maybe those are scrubs.
Fella #1:They're fleece and have Angry Birds on them.
Fella #2:Word. He's shaheening, hard.
Fella #1:Wait, did he really just march in with five minutes left, walk straight to the front of the room mid-lecture, and sign the roll?
Fella #2: Totes.
Fella #1: No shame.
Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.
A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.
If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!
Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".