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With two seconds left on the game clock, Roger Staubauk threw a hail Mary pass to Drew Person, his fellow team mate, who caught the ball in the end zone to beat the Vikings.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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Song by 2Pac on the album Makaveli: The Don Killuminati - The 7 Day Theory. It's Track #3.
Come with me... Hail Mary nigga run quick see! What do we have here now? Do you wanna ride or die? La da da da da da da da...
by Mike March 02, 2005
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term used to describe the last effort used to talk a girl, usually a girlfriend, out of having your baby because she refuses to have an abortion. If successful, the guy usually celebrates by breaking up with the girl.
Suzi: Tom, I am pregnant with your kid and I won't have an abortion.

(time for a hail mary by Tom)

Tom: Suzi, I love you very much and would like nothing better than to have children with you. But, if we have a child now, that will ruin our chances of having a huge wedding, buying a home and raising many wonderful children together. If you have an abortion now, I promise we will have many children later.
by TONKBUSTER October 03, 2006
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An end-of-the-night maneuver in a last ditch effort to get laid; usually marked by desperation and a high percent likelihood of failure.
Bar close after a long night of flirting and heavy grinding...

Girl: "I'm headed home now."

Boy: "I can't help but think I should be going with you." Hail Mary

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."

-OR-

Brando really threw a hail mary the other night when he whipped out his penis at last call.
by Tallefield February 20, 2011
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A word that describes something that is highly unlikely like the Hail Mary play in football (Used alot by football jocks)
Jock 1: Allen said he was gunna score Mindy

Jock 2: Bahaha, thats a Hail Mary !
by Jock059 January 07, 2010
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"Grenade + Football + Duct tape = Hail Marry"

One of Chuck greenes favorite weapons in Dead rising 2. It combines the Distance of the foot ball and the power of the Grenade.

Just tape it together and throw at Zombies!
*In Dead Rising 2 Multi-Player*

Jimmy: Oh s*** what was that!!

Ed: Oh its just kevin throwing a hail mary

Jimmy: damn!!!
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when your running for the toilet about to crap your paints

and you drop your pants at the last second and sling your butt over the toilet and hope you make it in time. when you crap on the seat or wall the "pass was intercepted"
man the worst part about being a janitor is a bad hail Mary pass.

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"GET out of my way", aghhhh made it (plop plop plop in the background)

man I barley made it I had to hail mary it.
by luvdady June 04, 2010
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