Acronym made up due to the fact that we practically hail the internet for its entertainment and laziness developing traits.
Non-HAIL person: What?
HAIL sufferer: Must go on facebook, youtube, pandora, twitter, game websites, and I will HAIL them all as I do it!
NH person: ...What?
Its symbolises a hail storm of extreme intensity and passion. These metaphorical storms are usually irrational and unreasonable but comprise of humanitarian sustenance and an inherent loving nature. It is the water balance to the fire of the sun.
It is also extremely unpredictable and metaphorically can cause considerable collateral damage if unprepared for. Parallel to this manifestation of malevolence is a broadcasting of benevolence: the white witch; the fuck to the nut; the lioness to the jungle; the Ri (eye) of Ra.
#2: fuckin' hails went bollistic again....