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A poem format hailing from Japan. It's just like an American/English poem except like non-english words, it's entirely stupid and makes no sense. Idealist College students and "otaku" and wapanese people love it death. It's a pretty easy format because you just have to watch your the 5-7-5 format. You don't have to rhyme or make sense. Like calligraphy or any of the other stupid things to come from Japan and asia (A good reason we nuked them twice) it really holds no actual intelligence in the world of academia. It's best to kick the person who writes these thing in the jewels. Or if it's a girl, just smack her like you would any other woman (joking, you fags). Haiku is no good.
Write stupid format for you. Dorks like it a lot. Touched my big penis Japanese do not have one They write stupid poems |
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A Japanese form of poetry used by lazy people. Haiku example:
I like potatoes They are yummy and filling Five more syllables |
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A type of Japanese poetry always 3 lines in length. The lines always have 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Haiku usually focuses on highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
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Haiku are strictly about nature. All of the definitions posted here are incorrect, those are senryu, which are haiku that do not deal with nature. HAIKU:
Whispering softly Willow trees in the winter Sway in the cold wind. SENRYU: I have a big cock It is much bigger than yours Yours is just too small |
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A strict form of Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines.
Format: First Line 5 Syllables Second Line 7 Syllables Third Line 5 Syllables A cow's in the field,
It knows not what is to come. Rare or medium? |
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Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables, Then seven, then five. Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words. A haiku:
Underneath a tree Summer air is so easy. So is yo mama. |
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A form of poetry that has a certain format. The format of the poem is, the first line 5 syllables, the second 7 syllables and the third 5 syllables Haiku About Valley Forge
Washington is cold I kept his mother real warm I'm his new daddy |
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