Top Definition
A brief rhyming poem that deals with poop, usually four or five lines long.
This is called "Hai-poo #5."

I have to poop
It shall come out like soup
It did once when I had the croup
Then again, it was more like goop
Boop-boop-be-doop.
by Krakky McKraken October 02, 2005

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