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1.) n. A slang term for fecal matter
2.) v. The action of laying fecal matter
3.) A noun, adjective, or interjection, mainly to express one's disgust
4.) n. Any material of less importance, ie, useless junk
1.) Watch where you're walking! You dont want to step in that hagu, man.

2.) Hold up, we'll head to the party right after I hagu real quick.

3a.) You stupid hagu!
3b.) This hagu neighbor keeps looking into my bathroom window.
3c.) HAGU! I missed the game.

4.) I threw out all that hagu in the attic during spring cleaning.
by haguhagumia June 28, 2006
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like poop or crap "shit"
"i just went to the bathroom and he took the biggest hagu in the world"
"SARA is hagu"
"Sara eats hagu"
by The boy 01 January 20, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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bengali word for shit/poop
like you are stupid if you dont know its bengali
I NEED TO HAGU
by banglasoup June 22, 2011
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you fuck a girl in the ass then cum in her ass then spoon out the cum and feed it to her
that hagus was delicious,thats some good hagus
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The high pitched screaching sound young males make when going through puberty. Some males never grow out of it.
I was trying to talk to that girl but i got to excited and hagused. I hella grimaced when it happened.
by calijustin June 08, 2010
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extremely sexy and attractive male whos real name is John and has a girl friend that could by one defenition be called an albino......look up albino and find the one written by hagus
i.e. one that is on the Tom Bean drumline
i.e. is a sophmore
i.e. is sometimes called giovanni the man whore (giovanni is the italian word for john)
by Hagus January 21, 2004
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some loser on the drumline for Tom Bean, that eats boogers and his best friend is HomestyleRunner, who is a terrific athlete, Hagus is a very short individual that...
by ink October 19, 2004
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