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This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."
Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*
by Kai* July 02, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a an intractable person that is worn out and over done
get away from me you haggardassbitch
by Haggard ass bitch March 08, 2005
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He's warmer than you think.

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