HAGS- the worst kind of STD. It is a combination of herpes, AIDS, goneria, and syphilis. Usually contracted through sexual intercourse with a prostitute or someone who's name starts with A.
Dude, i had sex with that chick Allison got the HAGS! Fuck.
by konnerfinch November 15, 2009

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Hag
An older, Un - attractive woman who is psychotic and believes she is "Top of the line" demanding of everyone that she gets her way, a distinct wrinkly face; prominent wrinkles around her mouth- droopy boobs; ABSOLUTELY NO ASS. Her voice is hagard and sounds like a dying pterodactyl. She's disturbingly hideous.
Did you see that Hag Kim Leonard?! Wow. WTF?
by ACAEL September 10, 2015

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Hag
1.) A single woman who's only romantic feelings fall for her Gay Best Friend

2.) Quintessentially, the wife of a gay man.

(You may notice a hag called "Fag Hag" but, most will get offended with that little addition because it is so derrogatory and demeaning to her best friend.)
Grace, from Will & Grace, is Will's Hag. I mean, they are practically husband and wife.
by MandyAlwaysKnows May 12, 2008

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(people use this when schools out and they want to wish them a good summer)

Have A Good Summer
hey u have been such a good frend so H.A.G.S.
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Hag
A loser with no life
Earrol is a hag
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Hag
A hefty girl who looks like she was once good looking and could achieve that status again if she would Hit A Gym.
-"Damn, freshman fifteen put her to shame."

"She's a Hag for sure."
by NoPathos December 05, 2010

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horse and giraffe sex
madison and anthony will have hags
by anthony fassachussets June 17, 2008

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