1. a language spoken by people who are truly lost or horny.
2. if a girl could get a boner, it would be called a hae rhee.
3. anything that makes hairballs/anything that resembles a cricket.
"Dude, I can't understand you. Are you speaking hae rhee? You totally have a boner."
Girl:"Look at that hot guy! Hope i dont get a hae rhee."
"EW YOU MADE A HAIRBALL YOU'RE A HAE RHEE"