| 1. | Haduken Zombie | ||
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The most badass of all zombies, known for having Halo-like lunge/uppercut techniques; except they hardly use a sword because theyre so badass.
-they are supreme over the other kinds of zombies. -they have acid sperm. -they frequently rape Hitler zombies. oh shit son! zombie apocolypse is real!
WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE! oh shit, its just a bitchy Hitler zombie. OMFG BEHIND YOU!!! THAT SNEAKY ASS HADUK-*gets uppercutted* person:dayumm them zombies!! random other person: hey- they arent just zombies *pumps shotun* them is Haduken Zombies!! person: *pants turn brown* OMFG ZOINKS -WTF I SAID ZOINKS! *dies* |
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| 2. | Bankai Zombie | ||
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the second in command of Haduken Zombies.
they are still badass but not as much as Haduken ones. they perfer to do jumping then pulling/streching techniques rather than the uppercutsofomfgdeath that the haduken zombies perfer. OMFG ITS A BADASS ZOMBIE! IT MUST BE A HADUKEN ZOMBIE!!!
no fucking way, its totally streching and jumping, thats a Bankai Zombie! *omfg yay subtle difference* |
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| 3. | Hitler Zombie | ||
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The zombies that get raped by
Haduken zombies because theyre such fags they need pineapples shoved up their asses to prevent them from being battlefeild deadweight during zombie orgy battles. that bitch is such a Hitler Zombie.
ill get the pineapples. *deep voice* lets get tropical on dat ass. |
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