The Hadfield 

A basic moustache made awesome by Canadian astronaut and all around badass Chris Hadfield.

"Dude, that is quite the basic moustache."
"Why thank you. It's The Hadfield.

The Hadfield by Cmdr. Awesome May 13, 2013

hadfield hawks 

possibly the greatest local cricket/footbal/netball/bocce club that the ever has been. much better than scummy flea ridden rivals glenroy and jacana. Without a doubt better than westmeadows greenvale and doutta stars to certain peoples dismay ofcourse.
Hadfields mascot is the Hawk and is commonly refered to as Hady or "the club which cannot be defeated"
Haddy competes in the EDFL, NWCA, MMCA and Local netball and cricket competitions.

"hey mate ya reckon that we'll beat haddy this weekend"
"by Haddy you mean the hadfield hawks right?"
"Yeah Thats the one"
"hell no me dont stand a chance against such an infinitly superior club!"
"I gonna go jump off a bridge"
"me too"

hadfield hawks by thesexiestofthemall October 20, 2008

Hadfield 

To pull a Hadfield is to completely blow something out of proportion.

Hadfield: I made this awsome catch in cricket today, i dived about 5 meters and the caught it even though it broke my hand!
Other person: Right....

Hadfield: Every time i see that girl i throw up in my mouth.
Other person: Dude shes just an ugly girl, i doubt your actually sick.

Hadfield by Tezza M July 15, 2009

Hadfield 

When Indie meets Nu Rave

dude that guy is such a Hadfield. just look at his neon skinny jeans, purple beret and glow ring.

Hadfield by Abs Babs March 26, 2010

Hadfield 

1.To be doing a hadfield, performance anxiety to the point that your virginity grows back, often only broken by giving a lover the best 4.5 seconds of her life

Ah mate think I'm in a massive Hadfield phase at the moment, my nuts are on a hair trigger at the thought of ending this dry spell. Might pie her off, sex isn't that good anyway and I don't want a bad rep.

Hadfield by Sarahtommo February 11, 2021

Hadfield Syndrome

When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"

Did you hear about the new football team Sam started? Clearly he's got Hadfield Syndrome!

Hadfield Syndrome by Hadfield Syndrome February 3, 2022

Hadfield 

A bisexual man with no friends who is probably jerking off alone in his bathroom to fat black men and woman.

Girl 1 - ewww who is that loser

Girl 2 - (without looking) it’s probably Connor Hadfield

Hadfield by Barnes_ December 2, 2023