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jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.
a: whOa is that hacob? what is he doinG?
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.
hacob by sP0oDer November 3, 2019
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The name one uses to decribe their annoying sister.
Hacoon, piss off!

Hacoon, stop writing all over my homework!
hacoon by Pip February 10, 2004
Have A Cup Of Tea.

Refers to an exclamation of surprise or of general humour. You would HACOT, for instance, if an old work colleague sent you a picture of yourself from many yers ago. Back then you may have had hair, not worn glasses and maybe even had your own teeth, you might even have been wearing Wrangler stretch denim jeans - Have A Cup Of Tea, HACOT!

The act of actually having a cup of tea is spurious and more generally refers to the act of taking time out or having a break due to the impending hilarity or embarrassment of the situation.
Did you know that you are wearing that Ralph Lauren shirt inside out? OMG, so I am! HACOT!
HACOT by CyclingMonk November 6, 2021
A younger female sibling, one who annoys you and whose main purpose in life is to cause as much inconvenience to you and all living creatures worldwide.

The term hacoon is generally used as an insult.
Hacoon, get off the paan!

HACOON! WASH THE DISHES!
hacoon by SJ February 25, 2004
A complete retard that likes to fuck the ugliest guys / girls
EW LOOK AT THAT HACOB OVERTHERE
hacob by IcedWaters June 8, 2016
Bacon hater. Someone who dislikes bacon. That's all that needs to be said.
John: Dude, Sophie hates bacon.
Jeremy: SHE HATES BACON!?
Gaelen: She's Hacon now.
Hacon by GingerChef November 13, 2011