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Hackney Patois 

The current speaking style favoured by London's urban yoof is heavily accented as well as typified by slang expressions. Hackney being an area of East London (in which I reside) which has the dubious honour of being the worst borough in Britain repeatedly. Please note that the slang described here is common throughout britian, and is an accent developed often by well spoken people to attain street cred.
The general Hackney Patois comes from a mash up of east london cockney, afro- carribbean, general chavspeak and Hip-Hop slang often attributed to British Asian yoof as popularised by Ali G.

The vocabulary is inextricably linked to cellular phone sms (text) messaging, and online instant messaging, where limited space and speed of texting required abbreviations (m8 - mate, l8r - later, etc.) So much that often the true spelling of words are forgotten. Predictive text messaging has reversed some language - e.g 'book' was used for 'cool' as that was easier to text is now being used in language.
The 'grime' music scene sees Hackney Patois at its core - see artists such as M.I.A and Lady Soverign
as overheard in Hackney patois....
"Put dat down - you iz not gonna get nuffin' "
"She luk at me like dat agen she gonna get sum licks, yea' "
" I dahn't wannit, its got peas in it, innit! "
" ya get me, bruv? "
Hackney Patois by GishGish December 24, 2007
Hackney da baddest part of london.......we got ppl scared as hell dwn here!!!!
Oi, dnt mess wid him dat nigga is from hackney

hackneyed 

The name 'hackney' is an anglicized derivative of French haquenée—a horse of medium size recommended for lady riders. It then went on to become an adjective to "carriage", and ultimately evolved as a double-noun, "hackney carriage". A carriage or automobile for hire. Commonly available.

Hackneyed is an adjective. Used in a derogatory way to describe something unoriginal and oft repeated.
The sermon was full of hackneyed phrases and platitudes.

~ http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hackneyed
hackneyed by wincliff April 26, 2009

Hackneyphobia 

Fear of the London borough of Hackney or its residents.
"I got rejected by the 6th form I applied to!"
"How come?"
"Cos I'm from Hackney, innit!"
"Those guys must have serious Hackneyphobia!"
Hackneyphobia by Pasta Diva March 26, 2011
"The hackaya"-how the Irish pronounce this popular slang phrase, brought about by the Irish comedian Katherine Lynch. Another way of saying "the state of you". It is meant for teasing someone about the way they look..
The hackaya mary!
Hacka Mary today!
Hackaya by Liro89 June 6, 2011

coy hackney 

a boy that is sweet, kind, loving, and amazing. He is handsome. He has abs and muscles, usually has a bunch of hoes. So if you come across Coy Hackney, keep him forever.
Leanna broke up with Coy Hackney and won't tell anyone why.
I am in love with Coy Hackney.
coy hackney by molldog360 November 19, 2018