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Hackensack 

Hackensack is a city in Bergen County New Jersey about 10 miles west of New York City. Although Hackensack feels like its damn near Newark because of its high minority population, it's not. Bergen County is mainly white while hackensack might be one of the most mixed places by race in the country. The city has about 43,000 people and it's demographic make up is around 40% white, 25% black, 26% Hispanic, 6% asian, 10% other, and 1% Native Amercan.
-Whoa you look like your black, asian, white, and cuban!!

-thats because im from hackensack.
Hackensack by bp92387 January 1, 2009

hackenberryflusterclutch 

Hackenberryflusterclutch is a word made up to put in place of the bad word (foul language) said by a child.

instead of saying "shit, fuck, asshole, " your mother would like for you to use this cuss word instead, "hackenberryflusterclutch"
Child :reaches for the pitcher of kool-aid in the refrigerator knocks off onto the floor, child: cusses and parent hears child and helps make up little kids cuss words.... Kid is almost 40 and still uses her cuss word, hackenberryflusterclutch, today.

hackensack high school 

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.
Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?

Hackentosh 

A computer which has been modified illegally to run the Mac operating system, which legally only runs on Apple hardware.
He installed Mac OS X 10.4 on his Dell Hackentosh.
Hackentosh by w-horse October 16, 2008

Hackenburg 

To rack up a large tab, typically for some type of expensive entertainment, without intention of covering the tab oneself and no clear plan on how the tab will be covered until the event itself is underway - at which point other attendees are solicited for tab coverage until it is taken care of.
John: Dude, this bar tab is already $600. How are we going to pay for it?
Jack: Don't worry about it. Just hackenburg it - one of the other guys will pick it up.
Hackenburg by HowardV November 24, 2009

fricken hacken cool 

incredibly awesome
so extremly awesome that if you tried to shank it would round house kick you in the face
chuck norris is fricken hacken cool