a stupid game teenagers play and pretend to be babies or get habbo boyfriends or girlfriend.

this game is highly addictive and you will have no life
girl: omg sarah im on this game called habbo hotel and i have this boyfriend and omg he is sooo hot and we had habbo sex and omg ive been on it like 18 hours straight today and i bought all this furni and last month my mobile phone bill was 2000 dollars im soo rich on habbo its so fun but addictive you should join !!

sarah: UMM ill pass, im not a stupid little teenager with no life .

by kazzzz ! December 29, 2007
A malicious site which encourages kids to buy credits to get furni.
"How much Habbo furni you got?"
"More than you. I've got an Imp Teleporter"
by CK_2K5 December 07, 2005
Habbo is a website for prepubesent kids. Habbo has chat rooms but instead of a having a chat room page, its a hotle room where kids have to spend real money to buy virtual furenture to decorate their rooms. Each user has make their vinallia white skin in real life into black or mexican skin in the game. The kids on the website as people out in the game and stand in a blank hotle room and put * around verbs to do something like *touches*. They also have hot or not games but everybody looks the same so it defeats the purpose.
Prepubescent boy: Hey wanna go to my vitural habbo hotle room and type things
Prepubescent girl: Sure
Prepubescent boy: *has sex with*
Prepubescent girl: *moans*
A game for kids with no friends so they can e-date, have cyber and waste their hard earned money on stupid pixel furniture as known as furni. Everyone on Habbo thinks they are sexy, like the big headed user called Pairz (from Habbo UK) but they are all ugly and have no life.
Habbo User 1: Hey look its SkaterChu!
Habbo User 2: Ew. He is TOO ugly for Habbo.
Habbo User 1: Lets go have cyber with him anyway!
Habbo User 2: YAY! 3-some!
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
A hotel where you can chat,play and swim and do onther things and where child molosters,geeks,nerds,wannabe gangsters,normal people,scammers,hackers and onther people go on.. it´s crap! end of story.
Here is a example on a stupid ¨habbo date¨
Boy:Wanna date?
Girl:yea sure
boy:then you wanna fuck?

Next day..

the boy cheats on her..

girl:oh you son a ....

by VictorDaniel September 04, 2007
To be honest, Habbo is nothing but a game where you waste your money. If you choose not to get some stuff, you sadly cant get friends.
Dad: Son can i lend 10$ from you?
Son: No sorry
Dad: Why?
Son: I ran out of money..
Dad: But i gave you 200$ two months ago?!
Son: Well i spended it all on Habbo
by Ranqer April 04, 2008
Habbo hotel. Otherwise known as just habbo is an online game on which you chat to your "friends". Friends as in random people you meet in rooms and decide to add them to you list of many other "friends".

Habbo is mainly used for spending YOUR OWN money which has much better use then buying virtual furniture. Getting a boyfriend/girlfriend which is usally a pervert and always asks for your MSN and if you have a cam.

If you viset habbo now you are sure to find youself in rooms infested by noobs, pervs, 12-16 year olds wanting cyber sex, and people with no friends who think they are REALLY cool to have lots of furni
because people look up to them as being rich. The tramps/Suck ups always come to these sorts of people begging for furni.
Example- A typical day on habbo:

Boy habbo: Hey, your hot. Wanna go to your room?

Girl habbo: Sure, I have lots of furni!

Boy habbo: Great. Could i have some, i got hacked and today it's my birthday. :( Sad face.
by Nobue March 17, 2009

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