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50.
Corporate crime and peadophilia's wet dream. This place physically makes you want to kill yourself.

I see a lot of people moaning (and quite rightly) about the fact that a major company is feeding off little children (and why? Because out of other ages, kids are the most fucking STUPID!) by charging them real money that they probably like had to save up over 10 years on ‘pixels’; I mean, the fact that this place is blatantly Sulake's way of robbing naive little kids makes habbohotel bad enough. But this is in no way what makes habbo hotel such a crock of shit experience. What helps make it so awful? HABBO SOCIETY! Habbo hotel is further made terrible by the simply god-awful people that tend to infest it. 95% of the population on habbo fits into one or more of these categories:

- Either have some unfortunate grammatical disability like dyslexia, or just can’t be arsed to spell properly. “OmFg yOu R SoO FiT”
- Are age 11-16, the section of the population most immature as hell. Quite a number of these are 13 year old girl-prostitutes who come onto habbo because they can’t go out and get into a club, or are too young to do anything hardcore e.g. “Are there any fit BOYZ in here?”
- A peadophile man-child
- An older audience e.g. 18+ (why would anyone this age even come on habbohotel?) But seriously, if you are a 20year old and you are using this website when you could be going out drinking with your mates, then I really do feel sorry for you.
- Geeky ‘Tech KidZ’ who have now taken to modding habbo to get their sexual pleasure, rather than raping their own computers as their usual source. They effectively make an already annoying website even more annoying through the use of flooders, keyloggers ect. “Omg lets hack habbo!1!”
- Are painfully gullible. Habbo 1:”type your passwords and it comes up in stars **** omg it worked!” “Habbo 2: oooh! Ok: rovingdudes2.” Habbo 1: “Omgz I am going to Haxx0r J00 now!” Habbo 1: “Oh shit!” Habbo 1: “ROFL!”.
- Are seeking some kind of sex buddy, judging by the number of people I see running around going "111 if you want to get it on!!!111" "OMFGz why don't we go and CYB3R???1 Ohhh that's in BOBBA me you Bobba! Bobbaing Heck! *cummmmmms*" I mean honestly - IS it any wonder why you're not getting any in real life?
- Suffered from some serious emotional and parental neglect. It never ceases to amuse me just how many adoption agencies there are on this thing. Creepy? I think so? “= My parents didn’t love me. Oooh I know what will be a good idea: To dress like a baby and twalk lwike dwis. Hewwo, will u bwe my dwaddy?”. Hmmm… mentally disturbed after a bout of child abuse? I think so?
- Kids who yet to get into the world of work, and then think by joining a ‘mafia’ or other equally gay place that this actually reflects real life in any way. “OmfGz I got promoted to the rank of a gangsta lord after guarding a door hatch for 30mins! My future looks bright!”
- Join such places of ‘work’ because they are too lazy to get a real job and spend their days sitting on their ass, so they try to mask the fact that they have done nothing with their life or achieved anything. This applies to hobbas – excuse me, sitting staring at a computer, clicking a button to ‘ban’ (Oh noes!) people and visiting rooms just so little habbos can worship you like a God does not account as real ‘work’.
- Yearning for a sense of identity and respect. These are usually the people who start up ‘job’ agencies. They like to disillusion themselves that on an online website, they actually mean something, to contrast with the truth that in real life, they don’t mean shit.
- Suck up to hobbas a pathetic amount. This is physically sickening to watch. Come on, hobbas are just REAL people. In fact they are people who lack the skill to do any work that is more mentally challenging than this. So don’t worship them, pity them.
- Have way too much time, and a lack of friends. If you sit on an online chat website all day on a weekend day rather than opting to go OUTSIDE (:o) somewhere and have fun with your mates, then you surely can’t be very popular. Habbo 1: “Omfg I played habbohotel for a whole day and so didn’t eat or sleep!” Habbo 2: “Omg you are so kewl”
- Have too much money to throw around. There are some really obsessive people on here, who will spend all of their month’s allowance or whatever on their ‘fix’ of fake furniture. There are starving children in Africa for Christ’s sake, anyone who throws their money away on tiny pictures needs to be shot.
- Penalise you for, unlike them, being normal, and, unlike them, not wasting your life and money on imaginary rooms. The amount of times I’ve been abused for not being in ‘HabboClub’ (which people join to try and gain a thread of individuality and to fool themselves into thinking that they are better than everybody else, oblivious to the fact that about 5000 other people have done just that, and so everyone ends up with the same stuff as each other anyway) is hilarious. The number of HC only parties and people who will only give the time of day to other HC people is equally amusing. Habbohotel is pretty much the only place where you’ll be punished for having a bit of common sense.
- Must be blind and/or stupid to think that just because a habbo is ‘attractive’ (note: in a short skirt, black tank top and has blonde hair) that the person controlling the avatar in real life is also attractive. “Omg you are so haaawwwt”. I’ll tell you one thing – the guy you are talking to is probably as ugly as FUCK in real life. This illustration of people’s stupidity is taken a bit further by the introduction of ‘modelling competitions’. These, by the way, are practically impossible to win unless you are an HC, because normal habbo clothes are beautiful, but you know… they’re just not quite as beautiful as the “kewl” headphones and pirate patches you can get when you are HC….
- Plain bastards who are very proud of the fact that they’ve spend 5 years on habbo, and so have had a lack of a social life for five years, and so proceed to treat everyone else like shit. The amount of people with incredibly high egos calling others ‘n00bs’ or ‘newbs’ just pisses me off. Oh, and it’s likely that you’ll be called a noob if you aren’t in HabboClub… because we all know that provides you with intelligence…

As for the 5% of us who are mature and looking for like-minded people, we’ll eventually come to realise that having an intelligent conversation on habbohotel is next to impossible. We’ll then either

a) Leave habbo after correctly realising just how awful it is.
b) Slap on the face of denial and try to continue with the creepy website that we’ve invested waaaay too much time into.
c) Be psychologically pushed over the edge after being asked “Got any Furni??” too many times, and attempt to commit suicide.

It’s pretty much come to my attention that on the whole, habbohotel is a society for retards. So if you need some attention or just friends because of the fact that nobody cares about you, then go right ahead. Habbohotel loves you :)

(Oh yeah, and I have used this website before. After having left a few eyars ago I decided to sign up again to see if habbohotel had become any less pathetic. Needless to say, it hadn't, and I'd left again within an hour.)
A real example of the some of the rude and amazingly immature people you should expect to find on habbo hotel:

Me: Hi
Habbo 1: You’re such a n00b
Me: How’s that? Because I haven’t wasted my money becoming a HC like you?
Habbo1: You’re a n00b
Me: Well, how’s that then?
Habbo1: You just act n00bish.
Me: What’s acting n00bish then?
Habbo1: N00b.
Habbo 2: ____ IS GAY, ______ IS GAY!!!!!!

And there you have it folks. Don’t get your hopes up
by HMW_1990 February 26, 2008
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51.
Unlike all these other people I think Habbo Hotel is fun on a boring day. It's basically a virtual hotel where you can create your own people called habbos and chat with others. I do agree though that they rip you off for your money, so instead of buying furni I spend my time doing mazes. Which is quite entertaining to me. I also think that habbo hotel is full of little 11 and 12 yr olds and that does get annoying. But all in all if you find something on habbo you like then its not so bad.
kid:HI ASL?
Me:Shut up im doing this maze.
kid:WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: I dont wish to talk to you. And could you stop with the capps?
kid:NO!
Me: Well, bye!
kid: WAIT! help me im stuck!
Me: Heh. x]
by Mazeacholic July 26, 2005
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52.
An incredibly lesbianic pixel hotel that makes the comics from explosm.net look like works of art. The people will scream "OMFG N0000B" at you if ya don't pay freaking real life money for shitty extra pixels where you get "awesome new FAKE clothes FAKE rewards FAKE friends FAKE furniture".
DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
This was my first conversation on Habbo Hotel:
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
by IHateHabbo January 24, 2008
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53.
Habbo Hotel is a virtual chat room for 11-18 yr olds. You can walk, talk, buy credits... Don't buy credits! 10p a credit! Also, the bobba filter is quite annoying, because it could ban you saying things like "Want to have a red rug?". It would come out as "Want to have a rebobba?". Also "password" becomes bobba, and www.freewebs.com/mypantsareblue would become something like "wwbobba.bobba.cbobba/mypantsareblue"! But I like Habbo Hotel, only I hate the bobba filter!
Habbo Words:
1. I am Michael Moorbobba in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your bobba
3. This coffee is bobbalicious!

English translation:
1. I am Michael Moorcock in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your password
3.This coffee is cyberlicious!
by HabsAMillion November 19, 2006
25 10
 
54.
Habbo Hotel has finally made it to the next level of being worst than before they now changed the homepage site and habbos now are doing adoption and they are just pixels you have real moms and dads why would you want a mom thats just a habbo what the hell why would you want furni if you already got furni at your house!? Once when you have been adopted you will think its out of hand now and you will want to not have her as a mom cause she has no furni.
habbo baby says Will you be my mommy?
habbo mom says Sure

2weeks later:
habbo Baby says I dont want you to be my mommy!
habbo mom says Why please dont leave me!!
habbo baby says i dont want you cause you dont have a room with furni!.
habbo mom says ok but please dont leave me!!

See what happenes to habbo hotel
by Urban Dictionary July 19, 2006
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55.
Habbo suck's u enter a big orange hotel with only two car's outside u create your own account and they suck u into buying credit's in term's *fake habbo credit's* for your real money which is a rip off u enter room's where u can walk around chat they filter out swear word's because of naughty habbo's and last of all habbo is full of scammer's hackers scripters u name it. Word of advice dont go on habbo.

Person 1: Hey u want free credits?
Person 2: wowerz free credits for me yes please
Person 1: ok give me your password and u can have credits
Person 2: ok heres my pass *******
Person 1: Haha got you now >:D
Person 2: Noooooo :'(

do not play the game habbo hotel i repeat do not play it do not play it habbo sucks
by Homie145 May 03, 2006
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Habbo hotel is for little gay little 10 year olds with no friends to pretend they have a social life with their pretend little person
Habbo: Will you be my friend
Habbo1: Ok then
Habbo: My name is gertrude, my favourite sport is cricket and my favourite thing in the whole wide world is habbo hotel!
Habbo1: ME TOO!
by Robin January 03, 2005
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