1. The HOTTEST runner in central massachusetts
2. A play on words "clever" guys try to use when talking to Laura
1.OMG I WISH I LOOKED LIKE LAURA HAAPANEN
2. Hey girl, whats haapanen?
Faster, Stronger, Smaller, then you. She's apparently the hottest too!
That rhymed IM SO CLEVER!!!!
"Yo I just got outrun by a white girl"
"what did you expect its Laura Haapanen she doesn't even train and goes to nationals"