ha, what?

The most annoying thing a girl can text back after you text-ed her asking her something. Usually used when she does not want to give u an answer and prefers to act dumb.

Texting:
Example1
Me: Hey, lets go see a movie or hang out at my house.
Pam: Ha, what?
Me: Are u dumb? Ur the only person that ever texts that back!
Pam: Ha, what?

Example2
Me: Holy Duck Fuck, Sometimes I wish u got smothered by a Motha Fuckin Pillow!!!
Pam: Ha, what?

by HarryJennaTall October 11, 2010

What has science done?

An internet meme which is often used to describe something extraordinary, commonly a rare creativity which has a relation to science as a whole.

Person A: Hey, look at this: *link*
Person B: What is it?
Person A: Look for yourself, I call it the multitude-bathduck-replicator
Person B: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

by Trivmvirate December 26, 2008

See, what ha-happened was

1. A phrase used to begin an unbelievable story of stupidity, usually while one was inebriated.

Manny: Dude, where's all the leftovers from Thanksgiving?

AJ: See, what ha-happened was, (pause) I finished that bottle of rum around midnight. Then I started to play Halo and got the munchies and it was all that we had to eat. I think the cat ate most of it though. Sorry, man.

Manny: You fatass.

by Alaskaboy August 3, 2006

What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach

Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

by jonnykoolkid November 16, 2010

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 21, 2009

what has 4 letters and sometimes has 9

a statement, because w-h-a-t has 4 letters and s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has nine.

freind 1: What has 4 letters and sometimes has 9?
feind 2: Impossible!
fiend 1: its a statement
friend 2: good one. now go away

by ishu4 May 1, 2023