Making fun of someone, while at the same time, pretend that your kidding. Ha, jk is an attempt to conceal their seriousness.
1st Person: Oh my God, I just pissed out a pint of blood!
2nd Person:It's probably cancer! ha, jk.
|2.||gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl|
A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.
noob1: fucking start
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
Cypress. A very rare name only give to few SPECIAL children. If you have the name Cypress, your friends have the names, Emma and Anika. Cypress is the name of the most important member of the Ninja Counicl!
:-) ♥♥♥Cypress- LOL♥♥♥
Anika: Hey Cypress! I'm a ninja!
Cypress: OMFW TRIPPY!
Emma: Hey Cypress! I made you a waffle!
Cypress: OMFW TRIPPY!
Anika:Hey Cypress! You brother got stolen by the principal!
Cypress: OMFG Triii.... Woah WHAT?!
Anika: HA HA JK
Emma:You guys are so funny! Ha ha ha
Chuckle to myself quietly.
Use it while trying to look like a douche bag on AIM, YIM, or other instant messaging programs.
Bob21: Hey i have a funny joke
Bob21: Why did the elephant cross the road?
SurferSpud: I don't know... your a D-bag
Bob21: to get to the other side you idiot
SurferSpud: oh, ctmq!
Netspeak for "I love you, just kidding!" or, more commonly, "I love you, HA!, just kidding!", followed by a few lol's
Often used by girls trying to trick boys into thinking they like them, but using this is doing a bad job of it. A real prankster would put "ily", then "jk" about 30 seconds later, after the guy pours his soul.
Steve1990: "Yes, sometimes I just stare into the sunset wishing I could go back..."
Steve1990: *gasp* I do-- wait? what? did you just ilyjk me?
Sexy-Kaitlin: ily srsly
A shorted form of speech used to communicate in cyberspace:more...
AFAIK As far as I know.
AFK Away from keyboard.
A/S/L Age, sex, location.
ATM At the moment.
AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again
AYT Are you there.
BBL Be back later.
BFN Bye for now.
BRB Be right back.
BTDT Been there, done that.
BTW By the way.
CUL See you later.
DETI Don't even think it.
DQMOT Don't quote me on this.
EBCAK Error between chair and keyboard.
EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair.
F2F Face to face.
FOAF Friend of a friend.
FWIW For what it's worth.
FYI For your information.
GAL Get a life.
GD&R Grinning, ducking and running.
GMTA Great minds think alike.
HB Hurry back.
HHOK Ha, ha, only kidding.
IANAL I am not a laywer, but...
IAW In accordance with.
IMCO In my considered opinion.
IMHO In my humble opinion.
IMO In my opinion.
IOW In other words.
JK Just kidding.
JOOTT Just one of those things.
KK Okay, all right.
LMAO Laughing my ass off.
LOL Lots of luck.
LYLAS Love ya like a sister.
friend (on myspace): "hey how are you?"
you (also on myspace): "good just on the computer."
then you switch over to facebook to check on things...
same friend (now on facebook): "hey, long time no talk. jk"
you (on facebook): "ha, i know. i do facespacing constantly."
and then you continue talking on both sites.