H.M.D.T. 

Short for "How's My Dick Taste," this is said to a buddy who has played tonsil hockey with a girl who has previously given you a blowjob, presuming that some of the flavor of your penis was left in her mouth for him to taste. This is better left for your good friends (conveniently, groups of friends often pass the same girls around) because hearing H.M.D.T. can be quite offensive.

Hey Pat, How's My Dick Taste? (H.M.D.T.)

H.M.D.T. by Manute Bol January 13, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

H.O.M.D 

it's an acronym it stands for Hop Off My Dick.

why didnt you get her number?

H.O.M.D!!

H.O.M.D by acronym queen November 3, 2009

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

for the people who’ve been in abusive relationships you would probably know it but if you don’t here’s what it means...
why do i miss you all you did was hit me.

if you can read this i’m sorry 😔
w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m by relationshipthings November 27, 2020

I'm H'd 

To be H'd signifies the state of being aroused, in arousal, or to have been aroused, horny.

John: How is that Talk with Hannah going?
Andrew: Dude she's mad dirty, I'm H'd fam

I'm H'd by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018

P.H.D.M.G 

Stands for Pullin Hoes Daily Money Gang. Members consist of BT, Kweezy, Killa Cal, Fo Fo, Paul Weaigh, and Mexican Swagg

Aye you know that new rap group, yeah P.H.D.M.G.

P.H.D.M.G by PHDMG September 12, 2010