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H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
They best damn grocery store in the country. Only found in Texas with over 340 stores (Including a couple stores in Mexico). People come here in time of crisis and everything else for your daily needs. They treat all HEB partners(Employees) like Gold and we also sell the best tortillas (;
"No store does more than your H-E-B, where you'll find great prices, brands, quality & selection"
H-E-B by Bhimjo1 February 25, 2021

h-e-double hockey sticks 

a way to say hell in front of adults
what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

H-E-Double hockey sticks 

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!
H-E-Double hockey sticks by Magny January 18, 2012

H.E. Pennypacker 

(Seinfeld) An alias used by Kramer. Wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist. He also used this alias to gain access to to the same apartment for sale as Kel Varnsen did during the Puerto Rican Day Parade. His need to gain access to the apartment was to use the bathroom. Another notable appearance in the apartment was Art Vandelay.
"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker."
H.E. Pennypacker by matkillah April 21, 2004
Hip-hop in its essence and realness...

Hip-hop
Essence
Realness

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H.E.R.
"And just cool out, cool out and listen to H.E.R." -Common
H.E.R. by st3nc October 3, 2007