Top Definition
Adj. A person, thing, or action that is so absurdly lame, small, or puny that you almost feel sorry for it.
Poor Hawkeye, his hænt attempt at suicide by trying to choke on a severed dog penis really makes me want to invite him out to the bar with us. But, I'm not going to.
by gar4ett February 13, 2007

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