I used to lodge in a cottage in a small villiage in Gloucestershire that happened to have a Gypsy colony about 500 meters away. These scumbag bastards stole my landlords motorbike, large stone garden ornament and even a CAST IRON BATH TUB. The cunts also used to order taxis from town and get out at the cottage then skip over the back fence without paying, meaning that taxis would refuse to come out to the cottage to collect me because of the damn fooking gyppoes.
Biggest scumbag wankers to walk this earth, and that's a fact.
I never should
play with the Gypsies
in the wood
Homes: Gypsys or gyppos live in disgusting camp-sites with their inbred bretheren. These places are out-of-bounds to anyone who isn't a filthy tramp like themselves.
Appearnce: Males gypsy filth all wear cheap market checked shirts and tight blue jeans along with slip on leather shoes. Their hair is usually undercut and gelled into a vicious side parting.
If it is any sort of weather over 2 degrees centigrade they will strip topless to show off their bodies. They have cross-eyed appearances due to their genetic backgrounds: i.e their father is their grandmother.
Female gypsies are hideous, fat and ugly and always wear more than 100 gold earrings. God help us if they ever strip off.
Attitude: Male gypsies steal absolutely anything which isn't bolted dwon and start fights with anyone who is considered a rival, theefore anyone more than semi-human.
Trnasport: Ford Transit Pickup van as a rule so they can fit all the stolen property in the back.
I sure did. She shrunk that person and then sold him with the rest of her various goods!
Man: Fuck off.
Man: I had to earn it so why the fuck should you have any of it.
Gypsy: Fair Enough.
20 minutes later the Gypsy arrives with a gang of stolen dogs all of which shit promptly onto your lawn.
Man (from upstairs window): Oh for fucks sake.
Wife: What a bunch of absolute Wankers.
Man goes and gets all of the dog shit into a large disposable bag. Loads his shotgun and finds the gypsy encampment.
Man: Eat shit arseholes.
Man then force feeds the gypsies their dog shit.
Man: Fucking bunch of cunts.