Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.
Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!
by silbeltram May 10, 2006
An amazingly flexible freak of a girl... count your lucky stars if you get on of these in your lair!
Holy shit... that gymasty turned into a freaking pretzel last night..
by Bugaboo September 13, 2003