A very mentally and physically degrading class implemented by the Illinois government because children are getting fat. It does not benefit children in any physical or mental way but rather has been linked to multiple personality disorder, chronic eating problems, hatred for exercise, suicide, fights, detentions, abdominal pain, explosive vometing, head injuries, broken bones, homosexuality, vandilism, fatuige, poor quiz and test scores, spontanius heart attacks and strokes, teacher brutality, and athsma attacks that can lead to brain damage or death.
I hate gym class
The reason I joined the marching band.
Screw Gym, I'm going to Band
A class where atleast one girl checks out the hott teacher aid.
Girl 1: I hate this class
Girl 2: Me too.
Girl 3: Damn, I love gym class. I just love the people in it. (stares at teacher's aid and sighs.)