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Gareth Bridges 

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.
Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
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Very well mannered, has loads of ambition. knows how to please a women both in bed and in the designer clothes stores. Drives nothing but sports cars, will definitely own a yacht and private jet with all the inspiration and thoughts that he has to offer to the world!!
Who's yacht were partying on last night? We were on Gareth of course.
Gareth by Gareth3241 September 30, 2018

Gareth Southgate

An alternative word for take away food - Food is coming home
Is this order to dine in or Gareth Southgate?

Hi there, I would like to place an order to Gareth Southgate
Gareth Southgate by Stevie_j91 July 18, 2018

Gareth Keenan 

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?
Gareth Keenan by Jace March 25, 2005

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.
"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"
Gareth Rees Chat by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013
He is very shy and likes to keep himself to himself but is a lovely friend. He is very creative on the computer. He is quite quiet but when you want him to contribute, he will do it without a doubt. He makes people smile with his natural funniness. You either love him or hate him- if you hate him you are stupid.
"Who's that dude in the corner? He seems quiet..."
"Oh, that's Gareth... he's a cool dude."
Gareth by anontothemazxxx October 15, 2011

Gareth Rickaby 

A man who rules over the Alnwick region in Northumberland, England; a mass producer of pink fluffy handcuffs; a famous tennis player and the owner of the multi-national corporation, All Drones and Media.
Person 1: "Look at that bloke over there!"
Person 2: "That's not just any bloke, that's Japanese General Gareth Rickaby, CEO of 'All Drones and Media' and Lord of Alnwick"
Gareth Rickaby by MilianGeh March 25, 2021