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A sailor man that may or may not have four testicles?
“My new man has a Gappy”
“Oh he has four testicles
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gapplebees 

When you race someone and win by so much you Gap them hence GAPPLEBEES
My truck will take you're little toy to gapplebees any day of the week
gapplebees by SauciiTrash September 15, 2020
adj. The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). (Source: The Ugly Couch Show Geekshock #133)
”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”
glappy by Biggshow April 15, 2013

guapportunity

an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!
a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.
(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!
gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010
To lose really badly in a race, usually as it applies in motorcycle and car racing. Someone who has been gapped has lost a race so badly that he or she should strongly consider finding a new hobby.

Beating someone by half a car length is not a "gap." You must beat someone by an absolutely humiliating distance, like two or more bus lengths.
Joe thought he could take on Greg's corvette, but he got gapped and everyone saw.
Gapped by 187um October 17, 2016