Guyger Counter

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.

Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.

Guyger Counter by McGuyger January 8, 2010

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gayger counter

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.

Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!

gayger counter by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007

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gaygercounter

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).

Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.

gaygercounter by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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